Many thanks to my good friend Nicole for giving me the invaluable tip of how to make everything in my life comprehensive. Merely start every day by reading a page from Joyce's Finnegans Wake. Observe for yourself:
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to
tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a
kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later
on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the
offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-
linsfirst loved livvy.
See? Doesn't quantum mechanics seem trivial now? Doesn't this makes The Wasteland read like Green Eggs and Ham?
1. Roger Federer lost again to the same guy that I had never heard of. Although, you might say that I had heard of him as the guy who beat Federer at Indian Wells and, because I did some research, as the guy who got tossed out of tennis for a year because of the 'roids. See how twisted the world becomes when it's about to come to an end?
2. Charley Rosen has actually written something positive about a Blazers player. As Rosen only started writing a couple of years ago, this may very well be a first.
3. There exists a decent sushi restaurant that has a cartoon mascot, according to one witness. Another witness claims that there exists a sushi restaurant that has pictures of sushi on the menu that also might be okay to eat at. Truly the laws of mathematics are breaking down before our very eyes. Who knows what could happen? Tomorrow, the reals may suddenly become algebraically closed!
Then again, there's another great Patricia Petibon video on the YouTube so maybe things aren't all that bad.
