The Following IP Addresses Are on Notice

Attention phooeyhoo.com search engine searchers: just because I don't bother to post anything on this stupid web log doesn't mean that I'm above wasting a Sunday evening going through the server activity logs. And since one or some or all of you readers have been communicating through the search function, I shall respond accordingly to each search.

Cynical and/or more observant web log readers will see this as a transparent "Greatest Hits" episode of phooeyhoo.com meant to obviate this web logger from posting new content. Correct!

IP Address: 209.175.47.162
Search String: hannah mafor-monfried
Phooeyhoo's Response: I have absolutely no idea where Hannah Major Monfried is. I assume that's who you're talking about and not mafor-monfried. Perhaps my previous post gave you the fake handshake. Sadly, I was just recalling the Maroon article. Perhaps you should try the U of C alumni booklet, website, etc.

IP Address: 209.175.47.162
Search String: hannah mafor-monfried
Phooeyhoo's Response: Unfortunately, 209.175.47.162, searching twice within a 12 second interval isn't likely to produce any results.

IP Address: 209.175.47.162
Search String: hannah major-monfried
Phooeyhoo's Response: Correct spelling (I think, help me out Alia) but sadly I still know not of her whereabouts.

IP Address: 209.175.47.162
Search String: hannah
Phooeyhoo's Response: Nope, no luck there either. If you're looking for Hannah Kaye, Nicole and Devon tell me that she's in Britain. The Big Britain that is. Not to be confused with Wee Britain.

IP Address: 70.230.162.59
Search String: dragon
Phooeyhoo's Response: I assume you're looking for the Dragon Worrier Amber Forever webchat log. Most hilarious!

IP Address: 75.177.4.189
Search String: net transport
Phooeyhoo's Response: A great little piece of software although buying a license for WM Recorder might be better as the latter actually captures the address and downloads.

IP Address: 75.177.4.189
Search String: net transport
Phooeyhoo's Response: See above comment to 209.175.47.162.

IP Addresses: 200.89.55.234, 203.144.143.10
Search Strings: "Princess maker", "pm2", "pm2", "pm2", and "pm"
Phooeyhoo's Response: Ah, yes. The classic Phooeyhoo.com review of this classic title. When the file structure of this web log was changed most external links broke. Sad but probably for the best. This comic is also highly recommended.

IP Address: 71.201.186.91
Search String: Hey, Kenny
Phooeyhoo's Response: Hey, Nicole and/or Devon

IP Address: 71.201.186.91
Search String: Are you looking at the searches people made on your blog again?
Phooeyhoo's Response: I am now. Although the previous time that I did this I was commenting on the search strings used in search engines to get to this site, not the searches actually done within the site. Back then I still had phooeyhoo.com installed on my personal server and installed software to do such. Now I am at the mercy of crappy pre-installed monitoring software that deletes the logs every 7 days. Thankfully, the movable type interface allows for looking at the search activity log. Huzzah!

IP Address: 198.252.8.196
Search Strings: "Adventures of Willy Beamish", "KGB-Conspiracy", "Oregon Trail Deluxe", "Kings Quest 5", "Kings Quest", "Sex Olympics", "Shadowrun", "Dungeons and Dragons", "Krush, Kill and Destroy: Krossfire", "Sex Olympics"
Phooeyhoo's Response: Despite rumors to the contrary, phooeyhoo.com is not a warez, abandonware, or porn site. I just realized that by posting these three words more search engines will link here when people search on those terms thereby exacerbating the rumor.

IP Address: 71.79.110.13
Search String: oregon trail
Phooeyhoo's Response: Ah, yes, the classic phooeyhoo.com review of the remake to the classic game. Try to beat my top score!

IP Address: 67.100.67.226
Search String: benny
Phooeyhoo's Response: I assume you're referring to Benny Bahootie of the lampposts fame. Surprisingly, despite his mob connections, the story about him still exists.

IP Address: 71.231.164.232
Search Strings: "intime" and "intimite"
Phooeyhoo's Response: Boy, you got me there. Sadly there's nothing intimite about this silly web log and I've never been able to sing "in time" in my life. Perhaps you should go to a karaoke bar?

IP Address: 71.201.189.30
Search String: Kenny, you're strong on the inside, too.
Phooeyhoo's Response: Thanks! I can stop carrying this plastic sword around with me all the time now.

IP Address: 67.100.67.228
Search Strings: "You changed the outcome of the race by measuring it!" and "Tell them I hate them!"
Phooeyhoo's Response: Ah, yes, classic Futurama quotes. Since Nicole hates this show I'm guessing this must be Devon.

IP Address: 67.175.162.25
Search Strings: "Did somebody say something about a free hot meal?", "I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness!", and "It's the ceremony of Clawplach, where my species fight to the death over matters of honor. Also over whether abbreviations count in Scrabble. THEY DON'T!"
Phooeyhoo's Response: Okay, you got me here. Can't identify the references. [Nicole has just informed me that these are all Zoidberg quotes. Shows how much I know about that show. Hence, my conclusion is that it must be Devon.] I wouldn't put it past Devon but it could also be Nicole. Or Andy? Oh, well. Whoever you are there are no free meals on this web log, that would be nice, and ask Nicole (if this is Nicole then ask yourself) as I do not play the Scrabble.