The Fake Handshake Countdown to Chlamydia

To the surprise of no one, I'm not going to make my original taxday estimation, but I think I'll come close. In honor of that, I bring you the Fake Handshake Countdown to Chlamydia. That is, a countdown that actually isn't a countdown. So don't expect to find a MySpace account with awful graphics, music, and something about not putting babies in corners. Instead, surf here and one day, boom, there's Chlamydia! Won't you be surprised. That is, expect the usual meaningless drivel you've always expected from this web log. To kick things off, here are a few random links.

• The Smoking Baby.
• Dell buys Alienware. * YAWN *
• Windows on a Mac a reality.
• First the Cardinals, now the Reds are added to the list of teams that need to forfeit the season because they lost to a 97 year old man.
• Regarding the same article as above, I was going to have a pool here asking people to bet when and how the following players were going to get injured this year: Frank Thomas, Ken Griffey Junior, Mark Prior, Kerry Wood, and Nomar Garciaparra. Unfortunately, the season is only in its second week and only one of the above is still healthy and playing. Yeah, sure, Griffey only left today's game with an injured something or another but it's only a matter of time before the poor man breaks every bone in his body.