That Ain't Right

Lookie what I found in my latest box of Trader Joe's strawberries.

Now, I am not a biologist or a nutritional anthropologist or those other weird people that Alton Brown has on Good Eats but this ain't right. It looks kind of like a two-headed ogre. Or for those of you who haven't been playing nonstop Oblivion a strawberry island. Or a strawberry that's been subjected to a laser-ray of melting +100.

So what should I do with said strawberry?

1. Eat it.
   
2. Light it on fire with my crème brûlée torch.
   
3. Run over it many times with my car.
   
4. Leave it on my officemate's chair for him to find.
   
5. Let it form some mold, photograph it, and submit it to a modern art contest.
   

Vote by leaving a comment and I shall enact the winner.

What We've Learned Today

Never install a SharePoint server just for grins and giggles. It will take over your entire domain and you'll get to spend 24 hours troubleshooting DNS pointers and people will be confused that they now need a username/password combo to read your stupid blog.

While I'm wearing my admin skirt (Thanks, Tobias), I'd like to announce that for some unknown reason the folks over at Echopraxia have decided against hosting their website with a real provider and instead have joined the Phooeyhoo family. I'd like to welcome them and reassure all those folks who rely on us as a webhost that we only install programs that might corrupt the entire domainspace two or three times a week (tops!).