The Pumpkin Part The Third!

In which Ralph Machio kicks some arse. Also, first appearance of Big Bird!

Phooeyhoo reader Blog writes:

While I'm sure you have better things to do I think you should roll out these installments once a week through October. Make it sorta a Halloween thing, given the pumpkin theme and all. That movie was only an hour long, right?

Sadly, I don't have anything better to do. And since Flog™ has given us permission, tune into phooeyhoo.com every Friday between now and Halloween for Pumpkin Fridays where you'll see the rest of this groundbreaking late 90s tour de force.

Watch part the third!

In case you missed it:

Part the second.

Part the first.

Oh, Good — Another Time Waster

Google has launched their beta Google Videos site. Amongst thousands of hours of archived CSPAN stuff and weird home videos are a treasure of archived video. This is exactly the type of thing that could have me up until 3:00 in the morning. Oh, wait ...

Some highlights:

• You can watch the pilot of Everybody Hates Chris until September 29th.
• Tons of archived TechTV videos. Oh, I miss the Screen Savers.
• Video of somebody beating Super Mario Brothers 3 in 11 minutes. Check out the mad 1-uping skills in Level 8. I'm still inclined to think that this was spliced together using an emulator but it still looks cool.
• Zoidberg singing O Danny Boy.

The Pumpkin Part The Second!

Part the Second in which Jon, er, I mean Ralpha Machio, sits on a couch a lot.

Oh, Please

You have got to be kidding me.

Yes! We Have No Bananas Today

I didn't know there was so much I didn't know about bananas.

Beware of Giant Octopi

Click here to find out why.

The 100 Greatest Theorems

What? No Zorn's Lemma?!? Let the debates begin!

Ha, Ha! I'm Mad With Power!

This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands. Blog and Flog beware: now you'll never be able to run for political office.

Click here to see why. If they approve, I might release the whole thing.

The Super Mario Brothers Super Show!

Lord British for a fan! Yahooligans has full episodes of The Super Mario Brothers Super Show! Along with this there are old episodes of that Legend of Zelda show that sports a whipped Link.

It's fifth grade all over again except without the stress bracelet.

A Plethora of Links

Bite My Shiny Metal Cooling Fan: The Bender PC Mod. As Devon would say: "This totally flips me out!"

This is what happens when you sell iBooks for $50. People: it's called eBay.

No more DVD Shrink. No more updates, that is. Clearly the best way to generate interest in the Internet world is to cancel your product.

A list of companies and shortcuts on how to bypass their menus.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force on the Internet.

Steve Ballmer doesn't like Google. In the immortal words of Craig: "Well, duh! You don't have to be a space cadet to figure that one out!"

This is really scary.

Let me talk, Carol!

Ding! Dong! The WGA is Dead!

Oh, good. I'm not crazy. Just going blind.

I was saying Boo-urns.

Growing Web Sites?

What does your web page look like as a plant? Here.