Superman is Dead

Here. Does this mean John Kerry will stop the annoying references about how he had brunch at so-and-so's house? At the very least, he'd better not mention anymore dinners with Reeve. Or, who knows, maybe he's actually the Lord of the Undead. In an election year filled with more ennui than you can shake a stick at, I think that I speak for all of phooeyhoo.com when I say — that would be pretty cool.