Phooeyhoo.com Chief Etiquette Officer Honored
Bartholomew the Elder has been awarded the Double Crested Oak Stars with a Pecan Shaped Elderberry Root by Porkchops for Everyone Magazine. As is his way, Bartholomew the Elder declined the award humbly saying: "No thank you, my friend. Never between meals." Read a description of the legendary technique of Bartholomew the Elder as told by Phooeyhoo.com writer Jay Hawkins.