I pray that your office doesn't remodel and end up closing all of the bathrooms save the tiny one in the basement a la Dave's company.

I've yet to develop a serious coffee habit, although I do love me those mochas down at Stumptown. I thought working a day shift would do it but this lil' monkey has yet to find a spot on my back. What led you down this slippery slope? Was it law school?

More the job than law school actually, but the real culprit was hangovers. It is important to have opposing habits, like yin and yang. Sometimes, a splash of kahlua in the martini glass; sometimes, a dash of bourbon in the coffee. I am very spiritual.

Kenny: A basement bathroom would actually be preferable to my situation.

Uh, oh. Explain.

No explain!

Just keep an eye on the story.

Will we ever get part IV in this continuing saga? Burritos, coworkers with highly sensitive hearing and a small office environment. I feel this all building towards one heckofa fart anecdote.